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Mrs Jones

Mrs Jones she had no bones
And so to stop her rocking…

They shoved a tentpole
up her bra

And a broomstick
down each stocking

Blue Clark 1990 The Full Shilling!

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  1. Rhia says:
    May 1, 2010 at 12:53 am

    So Foxy used her pitchfork
    To make a makeshift crane
    And for a sling she used her bra
    Which was built to take the strain

    And Mrs Jones was hoisted
    Into a waiting chair
    With pneumatic seals and rubber wheels
    Pumped full of Fishguard air

    Then Foxy summoned all the girls
    To celebrate with cakes
    But Mrs Jones rolled down the hill
    The wheelchair had no brakes …

    Yvonne Fox, trysori colledig Abergwuan

    Who do you know?

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